Horny India ???

Why must Indians are so horny all the time?

And too when that there is fine for doing that on red lights?

AMAZED

And it's not just the men who are to blame; the women are, if anything, even worse.
They do it all the time, in full public view. And what is much worse, in full public hearing. PAAAAAP! goes the BEST bus behind me. PAAAEEH, PAAAEEH! go in the two Marutis . EEEEE! goes the scooterist. POOOPAA! PAAPOO!! India that is Bharat at its horny best.

People who drive in India - whether they drive buses, trucks, cars, tempos, two-wheelers, whatever - have collectively disinvested the internal combustion engine as the cause of motorised propulsion. To a man, or woman, they are unshakable in their conviction that what imparts forward motion to their vehicle is not its engine, but its horn. And the louder more eardrum piercing, the better. I'm not sure on what scientific principle this belief is based.

If you blow your own horn while others are blowing theirs the chances are that the audio Armageddon will drive you stone-deaf. And as such you'll reach that noiseless nirvana, that peace that passed all horniness: Shanti, shanti, shanti...

PS: now what worse, next best accessory for bikes is break music horn…

BAS EISI KI HI KAMI THI

It's a DOG's life

Life for 99% people on earth has only one meaning Money, Marriage and Kids.
Why every thing is so routine? What worse people spend most of their life to plan that routine, which is there by default. the day people land on earth they are made to walk the same road on which everyone is walking.

Pre war scenario
[Life is a constant war]

Why man is social animal? Why we take birth in families? I guess even god has a fixed routine……..as we step on earth people around us start their regular regime in preparing us to earn, to marry……
As we grow up in families, we develop emotional bonding, which makes a person puny at heart………parameters like responsibility, discipline and expectations can really harass and torture you.
There are benchmarks created by society and family which you have to meet from time to time and junta around you play “HR” and a constant performance appraisal is going … at the end of the day most of the people turn “LOOSERS” – as they are the one who fail to make as per routine…..then you are forced to carry that burden that ur…”FAILURE”

Post war scenario
[You are a prisoner of war]

If you are among those few winners you had a narrow escape….but it is only a matter of time that those people will turn hostile and push to a newly defined level of “FAILURE”.



Suddenly one-day people around you realize that now you are a decently furnished commodity and shouldn’t be left loose……….and then final knock out punch follows you in form of Marriage.
If you retaliate or try to break routine, then initially talked weapons like emotional torture and number at failure board are used to make you feel that you don’t really have an option..do you?



And when decide to jump….mate you are gone….now routine slowly but surely turns into vicious circle, and you will find yourself a money generating machine or programmed robot who follows the strict office schedule from morning to evening on weekdays and act like a buffoon on weekends for others to relax….and when you think of LIFE….living LIFE…..drear your at weekend of life and almost DEAD!!!!!!

PS: I am not blaming families for the matter above, but then it’s a routine

A Good God..in ...POPE !!!!

New pope is from Germany,


as expected again there will be new agendas to make the world a better place….but I guess, racial discrimination is still alive, and what worse, even on the issues of HIV/AIDS…pope visited California …. When 11 people died of AIDS.

Apparently 2 million people have died in Africa because of this disease and still any sort of help or even nuggets of wisdom is not seemingly visible to educate the people in this part of world.

Now, I guess new pope, will also be able to devote some time to people in third world, and take time out of few esteem class people, and look on the serious issues that are changing or rather reducing the world.

List of expectations
£ I look forward to seeing a pope whose mission is to preach love, peace and unity among the peoples of the world.
£ He should tyr to reduce the growing level of corruption and poverty in sub-Saharan Africa by the elites and government officials. The devastation that AIDS is having on Africa, a decision should be reached on condom use.

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I love this Creative Game of advertising... specially print ads....

Creativity at its best as one has to present idea on a single platter..

what kind ru!!!!

This is About me: Generated From Quiz........now u take it
You are a storm inside. Pain, hatred, suffering,
and death. You're soul is dark and creativity
reins through your finger tips. you express
yourself exceptionally well and you let out
your pain just when it needs to be let out. you
have been burned in the past and now your soul
has hardened. you don't let many people in, and
once they are, you quickly move them out.
you're soul is very strong and you're not about
to break now. your stubborness always directs
you through life. you tend to follow your head,
not your heart. remember, everything happens
for a reason.


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Movies, I have watched @ Bombay

Night before leaving for Bombay I watched BLACK @ PVR Naraina with anish and karan. Movie was simply tremendous, this blog is not about movie review, but movies that I have seen at Bombay

£ PAGE 3
£ FUN
£ GROWN UPS
£ MILLION DOLLAR BABY
£ RAY
£ ZEHER
£ MISS CONGENIALITY 2
£ HITCH
£ My Brother...Nikhil
£ The PacifieR

Next in the wings

£ ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
£ WHITE NOISE

Monster's Inc.....

This is Monster's Inc at Shivaji Park..............

Music Monster
General Tendancy - Scare u with his Guitar Music



Sleep Monster
General Tendancy - Scares u with his snoring sound



Night Monster
General Tendancy - Scares u with his Night Appearance




Note: Beware of these Monsters - they get active at night, and if there is encounter somewhere pls be scared, else they will mind, they are very Temperamental !!!!

Today is Baisakhi, Sada New Year

Baisakhi, also spelled Vaisakhi, is the festival which celebrates Punjabi New Year.



The story of the foundation of the Khalsa started with the martyrdom of Guru Teg Bahadur, the 9th Guru, who was publicly beheaded by Mughul rulers for protecting freedom of worship for both Sikhs and Hindus.
The son of Guru Teg Bahadur, who was called Guru Gobind Singh, became the next Guru. He stated that Sikhs should always be prepared to stand up for their beliefs, whatever the cost.
In 1699, Sikhs from all over the Punjab gathered together to celebrate the Hindu harvest festival of Baisakhi. Guru Gobind Singh came out of a tent carrying a sword and requested that anyone prepared to give his life come forward.
A young Sikh came forward and disappeared into the tent with the Guru. Then the Guru reappeared alone with his sword covered in blood and asked for another volunteer. This was repeated another four times until a total of five Sikhs had gone into the tent with him. Everyone present was very worried until eventually all five emerged from the tent alive, with Guru Gobind Singh, and wearing turbans.
The five became known as the Panj Piare, or 'Beloved Five'. Guru Gobind Singh's wife mixed some amrit. The Guru said some prayers over the five and they were sprinkled with the amrit. This is how the Amrit ceremony came into being and these five Sikhs became the first members of the Khalsa.

It is popularly celebrated across north and mark harvesting session……….
And Today i am feeling happy to show this picture that
Punjabi Community has dominated the world and now u can even find a nagar kirtan @ London Streets

Even A Pawn Can Kill The King!!!!

This blog is not about winning strategies of CHESS, but it’s about chess strategies applicable (to achieve victory) in corporate life..

Difference between an armature and professional player in chess is that former only give importance to ROOK, KNIGHT, BISHOP and QUEEN and builds all the strategies around them, but later knows the importance of every element on the table and knows when it comes to blocking all elements can occupy one grid at a time……

Similarly, in corporate jargons they are two type of people one who think only top management, is a place where real game is played, produces results and thus are given more importance in corporate strategy, but professional players who knows the organizational grid board give importance from operative – top management while even considering a strategy.

Pawns not only provide backup or life-support to other elements with higher power but can sometimes produce killing moves when work in unity.

Why I am writing this, I cant mention in straight words, I cater to the needs of top level managers…my Job needs time to get used to conditions…..and one take time before start producing results……..so wrong info or united move …. Can really kill the king….

But as if now me along with 7 team members are working on probation and waiting for some HOPE ….. it seems as if now king has killed all the 8 pawns in one move.

FROM LOCAL TRAIN TO CITY FAME….

It’s been two months now since I have shifted to Bombay and most amazing thing which stiff gets me thinking are it’s LOCAL TRAINS.


TRAINS represent speed and ability of man to cover distance in QUICK time.
Yes “QUICK” is of prime importance as far as trains criteria is concerned.

I witnessed noticeable difference between LOCAL trains in Delhi and Bombay. Trains here are more important commuting tool than in delhi (despite having so called EMUs they are not properly connected)..busses still dominate there…that’s why I guess Bombay is commercial capital of India.

As same term “QUICK” goes common for BUSINESS and TRAINS.

Trains in Bombay are fast, easy accessible, waiting time for train 5min so overall good service.

All the cosmopolitan commercial cities of the world has sophisticated TUBE (Electric Trains) system….London, New York, Munich, Sydney, Maglev of Japan …….are contributing to the cities name, fame and economy wise….just like Bombay.

Basic advantage features include proportionate division of traffic on roads and trains thus both medium moves fast thus less traveling time more work more salary more spendings thus WEALTH EFFECT at its max…

Grey side “they are overcrowded at most times as more people travel from suburbs and not properly maintained despite having positive earnings every quarter, but then how many public things are called as perfect in India…not even its parliaments which was under terrorist attack couple of years ago”


Delhi is fast catching up by working on the similar model (more on Sydney style), Delhi Metro Rail Project is mounting and is seemingly visible now in some of the parts like CP – DU ….Coaches are air-conditioned (because of extreme temperature in Delhi), scratch proof (thanks to German engineering) ..easily connected stops at every km and stations are in the middle like bus-stops…..so moving towards similar features like less traveling time and easy connectivity.

Now what remains to be seen is that how fast Delhi junta adopt themselves to this train system (like people in other commercial cosmopolitan of the world) and do not feel humiliation or embarrassment, commuting in Metro Trains while having 2-3 cars at home…

NOTE# Investment Bankers in New York & London travel in TUBES despite of wearing HUGO BOSS SUIT and earning much over $100,000……………just think over it!!!!!!

Man of Many Moods

Richard Branson: Man of Many Moods

You never know with Richard Branson, type of personality he has, that what he is upto.
A true celebrity business person and having most creative campaign ideas , this MBA drop-out has certainly catapulted VIRGIN ATLANTIC to new levels….

His media presence is very volatile…he can simply present himself any way he wants that will become news...He is well know for his appearance with the models and air-hostesses of his Airline..


On Friday, April 1, 2005
His media appearance with world-renowned Mumbai dabbawallahs added a spice to the promotion of his airlines and once again proved skill and level of his creative thinking…
in future u can expect dabbas as meal on Virgin Flights or you might be eating Virgin Atlantic Dabba at your office delivered by a Marathi dabbawallah...

As part of experiencing the flavour of Mumbai city and its local trains, Virgin Atlantic Airways founder chairman, Richard Branson on Friday travelled in a local train along with the famous dabbawallahs of the city. Showman Branson boarded the second-class compartment of a local train at Andheri along with over 25 dabbawallahs (tiffin-box carriers) and interacted with them till the Churchgate railway station.

Chairman of Britain's Virgin Atlantic Airline Sir Richard Branson (2R) poses with Dabbahwallahs (tiffin carriers) while sitting with a Virgin Atlantic 'tiffin box' after alighting from a train at Churchgate Railway Station in Mumbai on April 1, 2005. Branson who is on a two-day visit to the city has launched Virgin Atlantic's thrice-a-week London-Bombay flight. Virgin Atlantic Airways first flight to India's financial and entertainment capital Bombay, marks the launch of a second Indian route, the airline already operates daily services to India's capital city Delhi. Bombay's Dabbahwallahs are renowned for their delivery system of lunchboxes or tiffin's to office workers from the city's suburbs.

Here you can witness Richard Branson in many moods .. on the Inauguration flight of his airline in India.

British business tycoon Sir Richard Branson (C) of Virgin Atlantic Airways steps out of the aircraft along with Indian models Shubangi Sawant (R) after the airline's inaugural flight touched down at the International Airport in Mumbai on March 31, 2005

EXTREMELY ECSTATIC

EXTREMELY ECSTATIC @ batting display – April 5, 2005

Before writing this blog I was thinking that my might sound a cricket journalist and my blog look like a tabloid sports page….but then two things came to my mind
1) I am an Indian
2) IND v PAK series is going on..

today I numerically witnessed (why I am saying this cos I was at office) one of the all time best knock by an Indian wicket keeper MS DHONI….he was promoted in the batting order after GOD (Sachin) got out…..he played tremendously that I decided to dedicate a complete ….. now he is confirmed as keeper for at least one year…I hope he countinues to play well and do less of advertising……also Mumbai dominance is diminishing as more and more player from north are showing their worth in the BIG LEAGUE
on this topic I also like to write something on SEHWAG as he is in form of his life scoring loads of runs in every match… I don’t know how long it will continue … I hope it last long….and we get entertained
one thing I want to say


“EVERY THING SEEMS EASY WHEN IN ZONE”

Punch (IT) Line

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

Steve Waugh as Indian Cricket Coach

now john wright nearing end of his contract ...main question is
WHO WILL BE NEXT INDIAN CRICKET COACH......
who so ever he will be one thing i guess is clear..........it will not be an indianas BCCI has tried many indian options like ---
Madan Lal, Ansuman Gaekward, Sunil Gavaskar, Kapil Devbut inspite of their relatively good performance with the team....they were controversially removed from the team....at one point BCCI was changing coches like manager of team one for one season.........

Now john wright has injected some level of professionalism.....inspirational stuff was also used wisely thats why u witnessed foreign wins and what best Fielding standard has gone up now u can see even anil kumble diving like kaif..... i dont know where is Indian Cricket after the recent loss to Pak...but one thing for sure

I WANNA STEVE WAUGH AS INDIAN CRICKET COACH.... things i like about him was person with strong commitment, will to win and Inspirational Leader and Great Student of game when he was not playing cricket he was studing Psychology at University of Queensland

if saurav ganguly allows, he will be thrown out, as aus rotational system will be there person will play as he is in form and not he is cricket GOD......but if this thought is there in BCCI Pipeline (to make STEVE coach) Ganguly will reject as he has EGO problems with him........but then ganguly has similar problem with everybody ...

STUFF REQUIRED FOR INDIA TO WIN THE WORLD CUP - STEVE WAUGH CAN PROVIDE

WELL HE CAN SUERLY MAKE THIS WORLD CUP DREAM HAPPEN..............LETS HOPE FOR BEST..