Friday, April 29, 2005

Horny India ???

Why must Indians are so horny all the time?
And too when that there is fine for doing that on red lights?

AMAZED

And it's not just the men who are to blame; the women are, if anything, even worse.
They do it all the time, in full public view. And what is much worse, in full public hearing. PAAAAAP! goes the BEST bus behind me. PAAAEEH, PAAAEEH! go in the two Marutis . EEEEE! goes the scooterist. POOOPAA! PAAPOO!! India that is Bharat at its horny best.

People who drive in India - whether they drive buses, trucks, cars, tempos, two-wheelers, whatever - have collectively disinvested the internal combustion engine as the cause of motorised propulsion. To a man, or woman, they are unshakable in their conviction that what imparts forward motion to their vehicle is not its engine, but its horn. And the louder more eardrum piercing, the better. I'm not sure on what scientific principle this belief is based.
If you blow your own horn while others are blowing theirs the chances are that the audio Armageddon will drive you stone-deaf. And as such you'll reach that noiseless nirvana, that peace that passed all horniness: Shanti, shanti, shanti...

PS: now what worse, next best accessory for bikes is break music horn…
BAS EISI KI HI KAMI THI

3 comments:

Anish said...

Horny....wah nice comparison...waise I agree....u may not see too much in delhi but on the highways.....god...mercy

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